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Dead to Rights, in which Jack Chick (of Chick Tracts fame) ends up in Heaven and discovers things are not quite what he thought they were. "Silly little man! My word is far too great for some little book! You should have looked for Me in Nature. That can't be faked. Or you could have looked for Me where there was joy and fellowship; I'm there, too."
Why Do All These Homosexuals Keep Sucking My Cock?, courtesy of the good folks over at the Onion. I tell you, when a homosexual is sucking your cock, a lot of strange thoughts go through your head: How the hell did this happen? Where did this fairy ever get the idea that I was gay? And where did he get those fantastic boots?
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antigayslashers: *cough*troll!*cough*... We are slashers. We think there is something beautiful about the male form.
We are slashers. We think that two men together is a beautiful testament to friendship fully actualized.
However, we are against homosexuality. We don't want to see gays in real life. We think they're gross. Fiction is one thing; the street corner is another. We do not approve of slash in which characters are committed; that is not how the world was meant to be. Men do not get married. They just have sex, anonymously, with a lot of pain.
Okay, so it was a small bouquet... but it's the thought that counts, right? Happy surfing!
EDIT: Oh, and I had to add this one...
Not satiric, but serious. Isn't that sad? According to their webpage here, this is a Dollar Bill tract that you can print and pass out. A Christian salvation message on a dollar bill tract. Dollars Christian tracts will get noticed and save someone. According to this thread on GAFF, Christians have left these folded up on tables as tips for waitresses. Now, if you were a single mother working three jobs and found what you thought was folded money on a table, wouldn't you be a bit pissed if instead of receiving something that would let you buy food for your kids, you discovered this hypocritical little homily?
Why Do All These Homosexuals Keep Sucking My Cock?, courtesy of the good folks over at the Onion. I tell you, when a homosexual is sucking your cock, a lot of strange thoughts go through your head: How the hell did this happen? Where did this fairy ever get the idea that I was gay? And where did he get those fantastic boots?
antigayslashers: *cough*troll!*cough*... We are slashers. We think there is something beautiful about the male form.We are slashers. We think that two men together is a beautiful testament to friendship fully actualized.
However, we are against homosexuality. We don't want to see gays in real life. We think they're gross. Fiction is one thing; the street corner is another. We do not approve of slash in which characters are committed; that is not how the world was meant to be. Men do not get married. They just have sex, anonymously, with a lot of pain.
Okay, so it was a small bouquet... but it's the thought that counts, right? Happy surfing!
EDIT: Oh, and I had to add this one...
Not satiric, but serious. Isn't that sad? According to their webpage here, this is a Dollar Bill tract that you can print and pass out. A Christian salvation message on a dollar bill tract. Dollars Christian tracts will get noticed and save someone. According to this thread on GAFF, Christians have left these folded up on tables as tips for waitresses. Now, if you were a single mother working three jobs and found what you thought was folded money on a table, wouldn't you be a bit pissed if instead of receiving something that would let you buy food for your kids, you discovered this hypocritical little homily?
