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Sea Animals Trained To Battle Terrorists.
An excerpt:
SAN FRANCISCO -- A Navy seal -- actually a sea lion -- took less than a minute to find a fake mine under a pier near AT&T Park.
A dolphin quickly located a terrorist lurking in the black water before another sea lion, using a device carried in its mouth, cuffed the pretend saboteur's ankle so authorities could reel him in.
The specially trained Navy Marine Mammals, based in San Diego, stole the show in a day of anti-terrorism training exercises held at ports throughout California.
... nope, I got nothin'.
Have a funny cat link. Wow, I didn't know they made bilndfolds for kitties...
And dragons!
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An excerpt:
SAN FRANCISCO -- A Navy seal -- actually a sea lion -- took less than a minute to find a fake mine under a pier near AT&T Park.
A dolphin quickly located a terrorist lurking in the black water before another sea lion, using a device carried in its mouth, cuffed the pretend saboteur's ankle so authorities could reel him in.
The specially trained Navy Marine Mammals, based in San Diego, stole the show in a day of anti-terrorism training exercises held at ports throughout California.
... nope, I got nothin'.
Have a funny cat link. Wow, I didn't know they made bilndfolds for kitties...
And dragons!
/ / / ... who can't get behind what this web page is saying.
http://theoatmeal.com/comics/design_hell
(With many thanks to![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
ms_daisy_cutter, from whom so many good things flow.)
http://theoatmeal.com/comics/design_hell
(With many thanks to
ms_daisy_cutter, from whom so many good things flow.)
More comicky goodness:
http://xkcd.com
(Blood sugar still in the stratosphere. Still waiting for my doc to call back. Son of a bitch.)
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Thank you all for bearing with me as I've hissed and spat about the Westboro Baptist Church. Now that the miserable rats have been sent packing I'm in a much better mood.
So, time for funny art!
First up:
I have no idea who the artist is; if anyone else does, please let me know.
And second, a real piece of comic book history:
Yes, that's from a published comic. I can't imagine that the writer and the artist were naive enough NOT to have a few good snickers over what they were producing...
So, time for funny art!
First up:
I have no idea who the artist is; if anyone else does, please let me know.
And second, a real piece of comic book history:
Yes, that's from a published comic. I can't imagine that the writer and the artist were naive enough NOT to have a few good snickers over what they were producing...
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A bit of comic-related humor, featuring Poison Ivy, Harley Quinn, and of course, the Dark Knight himself.
EDITED TO ADD: Turns out it's a parody of a different piece, which you can see here:
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v189/crowdog66/MIscellaneous/lesbians-1.gif
Still funny as heck, though.
EDITED TO ADD: Turns out it's a parody of a different piece, which you can see here:
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v189/crowdog66/MIscellaneous/lesbians-1.gif
Still funny as heck, though.
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Why Jon Stewart and Stephen Colbert are my heroes.
Want more laughs? Check out John Cleese's Letter to America. (Even if he didn't actually write it.)
Still not satisfied? Get your kicks on Internet '96!
Want more laughs? Check out John Cleese's Letter to America. (Even if he didn't actually write it.)
Still not satisfied? Get your kicks on Internet '96!
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Wow, THREE great links in one day...
http://funnies.paco.to/SeussTNG.html
An excerpt:
Picard
Sigma Indri, that's the star,
So, Data, please, how far? How far?
Data
Our ship can get there very fast
But still the trip will last and last
We'll have two days til we arrive
But can the Indrans there survive?
Picard
LaForge, please give us factor nine.
LaForge
But, sir, the engines are offline!
Picard
Offline! But why? I want to go!
Please make it so, please make it so!
Riker
But sir, if Geordi says we can't,
We can't, we mustn't, and we shan't,
The danger here is far too great!
Picard
But surely we must not be late!
God, I love GAFF -- I always find the best stuff there. :-D
http://funnies.paco.to/SeussTNG.html
An excerpt:
Picard
Sigma Indri, that's the star,
So, Data, please, how far? How far?
Data
Our ship can get there very fast
But still the trip will last and last
We'll have two days til we arrive
But can the Indrans there survive?
Picard
LaForge, please give us factor nine.
LaForge
But, sir, the engines are offline!
Picard
Offline! But why? I want to go!
Please make it so, please make it so!
Riker
But sir, if Geordi says we can't,
We can't, we mustn't, and we shan't,
The danger here is far too great!
Picard
But surely we must not be late!
God, I love GAFF -- I always find the best stuff there. :-D
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