A bouquet of satiric links

[crowdog66]

Dead to Rights, in which Jack Chick (of Chick Tracts fame) ends up in Heaven and discovers things are not quite what he thought they were. "Silly little man! My word is far too great for some little book! You should have looked for Me in Nature. That can't be faked. Or you could have looked for Me where there was joy and fellowship; I'm there, too."

Why Do All These Homosexuals Keep Sucking My Cock?, courtesy of the good folks over at the Onion. I tell you, when a homosexual is sucking your cock, a lot of strange thoughts go through your head: How the hell did this happen? Where did this fairy ever get the idea that I was gay? And where did he get those fantastic boots?

antigayslashers: *cough*troll!*cough*... We are slashers. We think there is something beautiful about the male form.

We are slashers. We think that two men together is a beautiful testament to friendship fully actualized.

However, we are against homosexuality. We don't want to see gays in real life. We think they're gross. Fiction is one thing; the street corner is another. We do not approve of slash in which characters are committed; that is not how the world was meant to be. Men do not get married. They just have sex, anonymously, with a lot of pain.

Okay, so it was a small bouquet... but it's the thought that counts, right? Happy surfing!

EDIT: Oh, and I had to add this one...



Not satiric, but serious. Isn't that sad? According to their webpage here, this is a Dollar Bill tract that you can print and pass out. A Christian salvation message on a dollar bill tract. Dollars Christian tracts will get noticed and save someone. According to this thread on GAFF, Christians have left these folded up on tables as tips for waitresses. Now, if you were a single mother working three jobs and found what you thought was folded money on a table, wouldn't you be a bit pissed if instead of receiving something that would let you buy food for your kids, you discovered this hypocritical little homily?

Comments

On the edit:

[http://users.livejournal.com/_vii_/]

Makes sense. The only part of the bible that a lot of the mainstream evangelical fundies learn today (besides the ones that advocate war and homophobia) is the "parable of the talents."

[matrixrefugee.livejournal.com]

It's people like this -- the wack-jobs that preach the Gospel but certainly don't *LIVE* it, and the people who needle Christianity and think it's funny -- that make me uncomfortable to be Christian sometimes.

[dark-puck.livejournal.com]

*glares at the dollar bill tract*

As a Christian who worked as a waitress, I would like take this time to say "Fuck you," to the people who thought it up and the people who pass them out. Hello, we work for less than minimum wage, here!

*grumbles*

**Blinks and Stares**

[cockatiel-art.livejournal.com]

Ouch. Especially the dollar bill one. That's just dirty. If you gave a rats arse about someone's soul, you'd do more than just spam your faith.

**waves to all the cool Jesus believers out there**. Thank god there's folks like you to remind the rest of us that everyone isn't a complete idiot! **Waves again and wonders if folks are still fasting for easter.... then decides maybe chocolate isn't a good thing to hand out.....**