And now, a little song...

[crowdog66]

To the tune of "Walking in a Winter Wonderland":

Users scream, are they listening?
Russian sale they're resisting!
The staff sits inert
As users desert:
Nothing at LiveJournal goes as planned.

Now a party they're throwing --
User praise, it's not glowing.
That "drunk" tag was bad
And boy, are folks mad:
Nothing at LiveJournal goes as planned.

"Maybe we'll create a small committee
Whose role will strictly be advisory."
Oops! What's this? The users think it's shitty
And censorship is not their destiny.

Did they really conspire
To ignite users' ire?
A major goatfuck
And they're out of luck:
Nothing at Livejournal goes as planned.
Nothing at Livejournal goes as planned.
NYET, nothing at Livejournal goes as planned!

Not my best work, but not bad before I've had any coffee.

Comments

[eastpath.livejournal.com]

I'm honestly just hoping that nothing that bad happens... really... i imagine most of us "recreational" members probably won't notice any difference in service or the like...

it's the potential censorship issue that really freaks me out.. and honestly just hoping it was a poor choice of words... and we all now how famously things have been responded too since LJ was sold to 6apart... Bleh!

ETA: oh ya... great little ditty :D

[flamingchords.livejournal.com]

(Laughs hysterically, followed by coughing fit.)

[(Anonymous)]

1) Heehee....'A major goatfuck and they're out of luck'..Love it!

2) Grrr @ potential censorship issues. Lets hope nutt'n serious happens....

[metisbutterfly.livejournal.com]

it's cute...
But i really think the cart is coming before the horse here. Let's wait and see what the new company is like before we jump to conclusions. remember, everyone freaked about six apart too.