And now, a little song...

[crowdog66]

To the tune of "Walking in a Winter Wonderland":

Users scream, are they listening?
Russian sale they're resisting!
The staff sits inert
As users desert:
Nothing at LiveJournal goes as planned.

Now a party they're throwing --
User praise, it's not glowing.
That "drunk" tag was bad
And boy, are folks mad:
Nothing at LiveJournal goes as planned.

"Maybe we'll create a small committee
Whose role will strictly be advisory."
Oops! What's this? The users think it's shitty
And censorship is not their destiny.

Did they really conspire
To ignite users' ire?
A major goatfuck
And they're out of luck:
Nothing at Livejournal goes as planned.
Nothing at Livejournal goes as planned.
NYET, nothing at Livejournal goes as planned!

Not my best work, but not bad before I've had any coffee.