A song from my childhood that we always used to sing at camp.
Found a Peanut
[To "My Darling Clementine"]
Found a peanut
Found a peanut
Found a peanut last night
Last night I found a peanut
Found a peanut last night
Cracked it open
Cracked it open
Cracked in open last night
Last night I cracked it open
Cracked it open last night
(Continue as before:)
It was rotten...
Ate it anyway...
Got a tummy ache...
Called the doctor...
Operation...
Died anyway...
Went to heaven...
Didn't want me...
Went the other way...
Didn't want me...
I was dreaming...
Found a peanut...
Found a Peanut
[To "My Darling Clementine"]
Found a peanut
Found a peanut
Found a peanut last night
Last night I found a peanut
Found a peanut last night
Cracked it open
Cracked it open
Cracked in open last night
Last night I cracked it open
Cracked it open last night
(Continue as before:)
It was rotten...
Ate it anyway...
Got a tummy ache...
Called the doctor...
Operation...
Died anyway...
Went to heaven...
Didn't want me...
Went the other way...
Didn't want me...
I was dreaming...
Found a peanut...

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So we met outside the gates of Paris
I, being the challenged one, had my choice of weapons
My opponent drew his trusty rusty pistol
Took careful aim
Fired
But he missed
I drew My trusty rusty pistol
Took careful aim
Fired
And mortally wounded my opponent
Feeling a bit thirsty I retired to a near by tavern where I met two men talking about dueling
"Dueling says I?"
"Dueling" says they
"I have just killed a man"
"Killed a man" says they
"Killed a man" says I
"And what was his name?"
"Zinzindorf" says I
"Zinzindorf?" says they
"Zinzindorf." says I
"Spell it."
"Zin-Zin-dorf"
"Zin-Zin-dorf?!"
"Zin-Zin-dorf."
"That man was my brother!"
So we met outside the gates of Paris
I, being the challenged one, had my choice of weapons
My opponent drew his trusty rusty pistol
Took careful aim
Fired
But he missed
I drew My trusty rusty pistol
Took careful aim
Fired
And mortally wounded my opponent
Feeling a bit thirsty I retired to a near by tavern where I met two men talking about dueling
"Dueling says I?"
"Dueling" says they
"I have just killed a man"
"Killed a man" says they
"Killed a man" says I
"And what was his name?"
"Zinzindorf" says I
"Zinzindorf?" says they
"Zinzindorf." says I
"Spell it."
"Zin-Zin-dorf"
"Zin-Zin-dorf?!"
"Zin-Zin-dorf."
"That man was my brother!"
So we met outside the gates of Paris...
And so on, and so forth.
Ma Zinzindorf must've had one heck of a constitution...
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