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A song from my childhood that we always used to sing at camp.

Found a Peanut
[To "My Darling Clementine"]

Found a peanut
Found a peanut
Found a peanut last night
Last night I found a peanut
Found a peanut last night

Cracked it open
Cracked it open
Cracked in open last night
Last night I cracked it open
Cracked it open last night


(Continue as before:)

It was rotten...
Ate it anyway...
Got a tummy ache...
Called the doctor...
Operation...
Died anyway...
Went to heaven...
Didn't want me...
Went the other way...
Didn't want me...
I was dreaming...
Found a peanut...



Date/Time: 2007-11-29 05:09 (UTC)Posted by: [identity profile] elaryn.livejournal.com
Reminds me of this horrid "joke" my late step-father used to tell. His version was a little different, but this is good (or bad) enough:

So we met outside the gates of Paris
I, being the challenged one, had my choice of weapons
My opponent drew his trusty rusty pistol
Took careful aim
Fired
But he missed
I drew My trusty rusty pistol
Took careful aim
Fired
And mortally wounded my opponent
Feeling a bit thirsty I retired to a near by tavern where I met two men talking about dueling
"Dueling says I?"
"Dueling" says they
"I have just killed a man"
"Killed a man" says they
"Killed a man" says I
"And what was his name?"
"Zinzindorf" says I
"Zinzindorf?" says they
"Zinzindorf." says I
"Spell it."
"Zin-Zin-dorf"
"Zin-Zin-dorf?!"
"Zin-Zin-dorf."
"That man was my brother!"
So we met outside the gates of Paris
I, being the challenged one, had my choice of weapons
My opponent drew his trusty rusty pistol
Took careful aim
Fired
But he missed
I drew My trusty rusty pistol
Took careful aim
Fired
And mortally wounded my opponent
Feeling a bit thirsty I retired to a near by tavern where I met two men talking about dueling
"Dueling says I?"
"Dueling" says they
"I have just killed a man"
"Killed a man" says they
"Killed a man" says I
"And what was his name?"
"Zinzindorf" says I
"Zinzindorf?" says they
"Zinzindorf." says I
"Spell it."
"Zin-Zin-dorf"
"Zin-Zin-dorf?!"
"Zin-Zin-dorf."
"That man was my brother!"
So we met outside the gates of Paris...

And so on, and so forth.

Ma Zinzindorf must've had one heck of a constitution...
Date/Time: 2007-11-29 07:17 (UTC)Posted by: [identity profile] matrixrefugee.livejournal.com
:: Laughs:: Reminds me of the time when, for some odd reason, my mother really found a peanut in her lingerie drawer, and commenced to sing the song! It was pretty much the same as this version, except she had a couple different verses: "Went to heaven" is followed by "Met St. Peter" and "Went the other way" is followed by "Met the Devil".
Date/Time: 2007-11-30 04:08 (UTC)Posted by: [identity profile] metisbutterfly.livejournal.com
..do you like monica lewinsky too? and not inhale? LOL

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