One of the strangest, and worst, poems I've ever seen

A poem dedicated to one of the largest Cheddar cheeses every made.

A cheese of 7,000 lb (3,175 kg) was produced in Ingersoll, Ontario in 1866 and exhibited in New York and Britain; it was immortalised in the infamous poem "Ode on the Mammoth Cheese Weighing over 7,000 Pounds" by James McIntyre, a Canadian poet. (from http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cheddar_cheese)

So without further ado...

( Ode on the Mammoth Cheese Weighing over 7,000 Pounds )