A killer post on Yahoo!Answers

[crowdog66]

The actual post is here, but I'm C&Ping it in order to preserve its manic "brilliance" in case the Y!A team takes it down for not being a real question. I know most Christians are not like this, but... well, see for yourself.

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Is this spiritual enough for you?

Father God in the Name of Jesus Christ my Lord I ask you to encourage all the Christians here who are struggling to stand up for you in this place. In the name of Jesus I BIND every power of darkness for this moment in time and loose the holy spirit to minister people here at R and S. Satan I notifiy you in the name of JESUS you are not allowed to prevent people from Getting saved here. Father I ask you in Jesus' name that every person who suspects you are real and is using their computer for the glory of satan that their computer will crash and be destroyed because you came JESUS to destroy the works of satan so in the name of Jesus I render all instruments of satan right now harmless and useless in the name of Jesus Christ the Lord of heaven and earth and Glory and Honor and PRAISE PRAISE PRAISE to the name of Jesus and let him be GLORIFIED
GLORIFIED
GLORIFIED
Halleluiah!
Amen
Praise you JESUS
PRAISE YOU LORD
Thank you for defeating our foes.
Amen

Additional Details

11 minutes ago
Shawn: THIS ONE"S FOR YOU!
and for the others but mostly for you.

6 minutes ago
I notice Shawn's question got deleted when he was asking politely why Christians have to be harrassed here. I trust you Lord to deal with the abuse going on here in Jesus' name. Thank you that signs and wonders follow me. amen.

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... I especially love the bit where she tried to make everyone's computers go asplody. >.<...

Comments

[matrixrefugee.livejournal.com]

This yobbo sounds like he read the Catholic Rite of Exorcism and missed the point entirely. People like this make me cringe.

[elaryn.livejournal.com]

Reminds me of a Biblical quote...you know, the one about not trying to remove the mote from your brother's eye when there's a beam in your own. Also, God is not your hitman. He is not going to smack someone simply because you happen to disagree with their manner of religious/spiritual expression.

*sigh* I'll stop trying to teach the piggie to sing now...

*hugs*

[dark-puck.livejournal.com]

*reads*

*snorks*

*dies*

*resurrects*

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

*wipes away a tear*

Oh, Lord. That's so beautiful. Must not poke it with a stick. Must not.

[magickalme.livejournal.com]

Eeeek. This sounds exactly like my ex-roomate that i've been having to deal with lately.

In the name of all things holy, someone shoot me now. Ha!

[metisbutterfly.livejournal.com]

Again.
Yahoo answers is for Yahoos, or so i find, anyway.
Any "yahoo" can call themselvs a Christian or the Queen of Sheba and post there. I don't find it worth my while...tripe, the lot if it.

[lacontessamala.livejournal.com]

I'm laughing my head off at this comment:

What the hell are "instruments of Satan"? Saxophones? Bagpipes?