Things that make you go, "b-huh?"

[crowdog66]

Today I was introduced to the wonderful world of Bill Schnoebelen. It started with a thread on Yahoo!Answers about a book he's written called "Wicca: Satan's Little White Lie", and that led to a website outlining Schnoebelen's various claims to being a Freemason, a witch, "(a) Satanic and Voodoo High Priest, 2nd degree Church of Satan, New Age guru, occultist, channeler, 90th degree Mason, Knight Templar, and a member of the Illuminati". No, I'm not making that up. And apparently he was several of them at the same time.

*headdesk*

In any case, it made for an entertaining diversion in an otherwise pretty sucky afternoon.