The Zero-G Polka

[crowdog66]

Shepherd (a character from the DegSep universe) has been singing this in my head for the last few days. Hence my deciding to inflict it on my entire friends list.

The Zero-G Polka
(originally by Jeff Duntemann, but I like the version I learned -- this version -- quite a bit better)]
sung to the tune of The Beer Barrel Polka

Think of action
And reaction
Never mind the lack of traction
When the band begins to play
Grab your partner’s hand
Simply kick away
We’ll be dancing, we’ll be reeling
And rebounding off the ceiling —
Don’t pull my leg, my dear
I haven’t one to spare!

When Sasoon’s saxaphone begins to blare
You know he really pumps a lot of air
He starts to fly around the ballroom,
That’s why we tie him to his chair
And if you’d like to join me for a beer
Then we can meet above the chandelier
We’ll drink our Coors from plastic squeeze tubes
And sing Hooray! The Gang’s All Here!

Turn off the G-force
We wanna dance in mid-air!
No other recourse
Cling to the floor if you dare!
But let me warn you
A foot in the face is no crime —
‘Cause everything is fair in love, war, sex
And two-four time!