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crazyitperson's LJ, because it is just TOO funny:
"Meowww. Meowwwwww. Meowwwwwwwwww."
Maintenance men came into my home to tell me that I have a cat stuck in a wall. I said "Well, I haven't heard anything" and the annoying pitiful kitty meowing starts.
It turns out that a cat from the third floor of the apartment complex has fallen into the second floor above my room and now he's stuck in the workings. So they tore a hole into my ceiling and are currently feeding the kitten above cocktail weenies to get him out. The cat sounds like he's been abused and lonely and like Oliver Twist.
This is basically the situation:
Cat: Mrowwww. Merroooww. Merooowwworrroowww.
Maintenance Man 1: Come here, chingaso, get the fucking wiener!
Cat: Merrooww. Meoowwww. Meeoooowwwwwwrrewww.
Maintenance Man 2: Look, baby! Dancing weenie! Come eat the dancing weenie!
Cat: Meeoorrrroww. Mowwww. Meowww.
Maintenance Man 1: Fucking cats! Look, dummy, it's food!
Cat: Meowwww. Mrrrrowww. Meoowoowww.
Maintenance Man 2: Meeowww! Meeeee! Mroooo!
So I've got two guys in my apartment standing on my bed raining plaster like no tomorrow on my bedsheets. One is meowing to the cat while the other one is shouting curse words at it while waving weenies on toothpicks.
If I were the cat, I wouldn't want to come out too.
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crazyitperson's LJ, because it is just TOO funny:"Meowww. Meowwwwww. Meowwwwwwwwww."
Maintenance men came into my home to tell me that I have a cat stuck in a wall. I said "Well, I haven't heard anything" and the annoying pitiful kitty meowing starts.
It turns out that a cat from the third floor of the apartment complex has fallen into the second floor above my room and now he's stuck in the workings. So they tore a hole into my ceiling and are currently feeding the kitten above cocktail weenies to get him out. The cat sounds like he's been abused and lonely and like Oliver Twist.
This is basically the situation:
Cat: Mrowwww. Merroooww. Merooowwworrroowww.
Maintenance Man 1: Come here, chingaso, get the fucking wiener!
Cat: Merrooww. Meoowwww. Meeoooowwwwwwrrewww.
Maintenance Man 2: Look, baby! Dancing weenie! Come eat the dancing weenie!
Cat: Meeoorrrroww. Mowwww. Meowww.
Maintenance Man 1: Fucking cats! Look, dummy, it's food!
Cat: Meowwww. Mrrrrowww. Meoowoowww.
Maintenance Man 2: Meeowww! Meeeee! Mroooo!
So I've got two guys in my apartment standing on my bed raining plaster like no tomorrow on my bedsheets. One is meowing to the cat while the other one is shouting curse words at it while waving weenies on toothpicks.
If I were the cat, I wouldn't want to come out too.
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The actual post, if you want to comment on it: http://www.livejournal.com/users/crazyitperson/92272.html
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