(originally posted to Diaryland.com, 2003-11-12 - 9:58 p.m.)
... I did discover the entire rhyme that goes with the "liar, liar, pants on fire!" insult that every kid learns on the playground:
"Liar, liar, pants on fire,
Hanging from a telephone wire
When the bull begins to pee
You shall have a cup of tea
When the bull begins to poop
You shall have a cup of soup."
Which has led to a new phrase in our household, usually directed at our lazy slugs of cats: "Move your soup dispenser!"
... I did discover the entire rhyme that goes with the "liar, liar, pants on fire!" insult that every kid learns on the playground:
"Liar, liar, pants on fire,
Hanging from a telephone wire
When the bull begins to pee
You shall have a cup of tea
When the bull begins to poop
You shall have a cup of soup."
Which has led to a new phrase in our household, usually directed at our lazy slugs of cats: "Move your soup dispenser!"