This is the bad idea to end all bad ideas. And if anyone tries it on me, he'll wind up needing major reconstructive surgery, to the point of the doctor at Mass. General suggesting he might want to consider gender reassignment in the event that the recon doesn't work. The least that will happen is, I'll say, "Sure, if I can squeeze your balls till you start crying for your grandma."

Sorry. Bad mood. Sick of piggish men, wish they'd all get scrotal cancer and die if they can't treat women like goddesses.