Dr. Seuss writes for Star Trek: The Next Generation

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Wow, THREE great links in one day...

http://funnies.paco.to/SeussTNG.html

An excerpt:

Picard
Sigma Indri, that's the star,
So, Data, please, how far? How far?

Data
Our ship can get there very fast
But still the trip will last and last
We'll have two days til we arrive
But can the Indrans there survive?

Picard
LaForge, please give us factor nine.

LaForge
But, sir, the engines are offline!

Picard
Offline! But why? I want to go!
Please make it so, please make it so!

Riker
But sir, if Geordi says we can't,
We can't, we mustn't, and we shan't,
The danger here is far too great!

Picard
But surely we must not be late!


God, I love GAFF -- I always find the best stuff there. :-D